“The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they’re okay, then it’s you.” - Rita Mae Brown

I think I’m ok.

Wired 12.10: Hot Wheels: “Conventional wisdom in the States dismissed the diminutive city car as the Speedo of the automotive world - fashionable abroad but way too small for Americans”

“If at first you don’t succeed, failure may be your style.” - Quentin Crisp

“through the divine gift of obstinate fuckwittedness” - from The BileBlog.

This might be my new favorite blog.

Fucking fuck. - Rob

“Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.” - Erma Bombeck

hmm…during football season, I regularly watch 3 games in a row.

actually, she might be on to something…

ESPN.com - Page2 - Paradise lost, again: “Does any of this make sense? Of course not. I’m completely insane. The Red Sox have driven me insane. It’s official.”

This is probably my favorite column about the red sox and last year’s season. It says what we were all feeling.

ESPN.com: Page 2 - Another edition of The Ramblings: “If the Yanks end up trading for Beltran or the Big Unit, I’m going on a three-state killing spree that will rival Mark Harmon’s work in ‘The Deliberate Stranger.’”

“Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.” - David Letterman

ESPN.com: Page 2’s Bill Simmons - Running with the Huskies: ” If the Sox lose out on another World Series with Christ playing center field, it’s clearly not happening in my lifetime.”